Frigid panda

Yeah, it's really quite hilarious but true! I could not help but burst out laughing while reading this article in the newspapers.

So someone's not getting any action these days eh?

But the real question is: will this method work?

I mean, let's be really honest about it --- the act of copulation is a 2-way thing. Unless of course, the act is paid for, as in a business transaction. So while it might work for the male panda, how about the female panda? Don't the zoo keepers know that the female species are a hard species to get through to? They should have videos for the male on how to cuddle the female panda and how to give back rubs. Not panda porn!

And back to our frigid panda --- who were the sickos who filmed the porn pandas in action?

My suggestion ----- forget the porn. Go straight for Viagara, Cialis, Tongkat Ali. And don't forget artificial insemination.

Tsk, tsk. Even zoos these days are facing declining birth rates.

Actually, come to think of it, if this method works for the pandas, would the government use this similar method to encourage human baby making? I mean, it would have to be proven with pandas but why should we stop at pandas? I should really write in to the Singapore Feedback Unit to offer this solution to our declining birth rates.

I somehow sense The Wife's hand reaching over to pinch, twist and pull my right ear....

A song to see you through life

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small when you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances but they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out reconsider
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance

Lee Ann Womack

Happy Birthday Winne!

To our dear friend who is a capable being and confidante to The Wife, may this year bring you much joy to keep you optimistic; minimal pain to keep you in check with the realities of life; great hope to keep you on your feet; and much laughter to preserve your sanity (not that you are anywhere near insane or anything).

Happy Birthday, Dear Winne!

(btw, the candles are not indicative of your true age)