30 May 2007

What next?


So me and The Wife were in Chiang Mai, Thailand, over the weekend. At a restaurant toilet (yes, I said it right), I saw this newspaper article pasted on the mirror, above the washing basin.

The long and short of it is that the restaurant owners actually owned an Elephant Farm that trains elephants to do tricks. And one of the tricks...you got it --- making the elephant sit on the potty and then after that, flushing the bowl!

My question is --- Did the Thai sewage department actually approve of the sewerage system to 'handle' such a big customer with 'big output'?

I hate to venture into any imagination if no approval was gained...

21 May 2007

Such great faith has not been seen...


Once, someone very wisely said to me, "It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid, than to open your mouth and confirm it."

I guess this saying does not apply to all situations, eh?

Word has it that when the Defense Minister was asked if he could see anything while looking on with his Bino caps on. He replied with strong enthusiasm that he could see the view ahead and even heaped praises on those involved in the above training exercise
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This man's faith is strong...believing in what he cannot see...

...and also in denial.

16 May 2007

Slow Movement --- Any takers?

Ah yes, I can finally get down to updating my blog once again.

The topic I've been most fascinated with lately is the 'Slow Movement'. In case you have never heard of it, here it is:

People stressed. Need a break. Re-think life. Take things easy.

Simple enough?

It all started with this dude who led some Italians to protest at the Piazza di Spagna on the opening of a McDonalds food outlet there (by the way, we discovered that the Piazza is a lovely but extremely busy place when we visited Rome last year). What became a protest against fast food has become a lifestyle choice for many who want to get off the fast track in this rat race we live in...even more so for those of us who live in Singapore and Hong Kong.

With improved technology, we can multi task tonnes of things at the same time but then, forget the purpose of the creation of these technology in the first place. Tell me about it, I just got a new handphone with Wi Fi access. Tempting not to use it to reply my client the very moment he needs me to email him something.

And so, out sprouted Slow Food, Slow Books, Slow Travel, Slow Cities, Slow Living, Slow Schools and Slow Money.

I can agree with most all of it except Slow Money.

Duuuh...

The point to all this is that we should take time to smell the roses (if there are still any. These days, the National Parks Board keeps stocking out parks with Heliconia. No wonder we cannot smell anything even if we wanted to). While this is not a rebellion, it encourages people to enjoy their experiences more in depth. Say, if you were reading a book, instead of rushing through it, rather, take time to absorb the contents of the story.

And so, rather than rush on a 21 day bus around Europe holiday, take a month and half off instead to visit the same places. Or, use your 21 days but spend it in only 2 places. That way, you will be able to fully enjoy and absorb the way of life at your selected destinations.

True, true. I can hear naysayers snorting that this is for the well heeled. Admittedly, 99.5% of us do not have the luxury of being able to take a month and a half off to travel. Also, it means that your finances are being stretched to the max. How to afford?

When the Wife and I went to Europe last year, we did Rome and Paris in 10 days. Comfortable, you might say? Relatively. That very morning after I landed in Paris, I hopped in line with the queues at the Musee D' Orsay, Rodin Museum and the Lourve and covered all 3 famed museums in the space of one afternoon (I can say I've been there done that, but no quality of experience). We did have to wake up at 4am to catch the 5.30am budget plane from Paris to Rome.

On the flip side? We enjoyed a delicious meal of Shawarma whipped up by our chatty Lebanese 'hole-in-the-wall-shop' chef in Paris' red light district; We explored the catacombs located along the world's first paved road; Ate the yummiest Gelati in the world, found in Rome (the wife had it everyday we were in Rome); Overawed by the vastness and grandness of the Versailles Palace and its huge gardens (I promised myself that if I am able to, I will want to go back to the Versaille gardens and have a jog there in the Spring).

Well, having said all that, I wish to make a proposition to all my readers --- Let's start slow...

Take the afternoon off on Friday 8 June 2007. I will bring all of us to an undisclosed location in Singapore to rediscover both your environment and yourself. And pay me a token sum of S$5 for having thought of this idea =)

Those interested, pls email me at tumduck@yahoo.com . This half day journey of re-discovery will go ahead if I have a minimum of 6 people. Why so?
Otherwise no fun lah!

Have yourself a Slow Day!

03 May 2007

It's a gal thing

Girls love being pampered...even if it is at the expense of our reputation.

I can virtually see many guys nodding their heads in vigorous unison.

I mean, you hear of guys doing the craziest stuff, all for the sake of proving their undying love for their gal. Sometimes, guys do it as a result of temporal paralysis of the rational mind, being struck by the arrow of cupid. These fellas literally do not know what hit them. Others, you have but no choice but to do as the gal desires or risk losing face and losing your gal.

My point?

Why do you not hear of gals doing crazy stuff to prove of their undying love for their guys?

Ok, before I get pummelled by you gals, actually, you all do prove your love in your own ways, yah?

Except that they might not be too dramatic as the guys'.


In fact, I dare say that guys tend to be all theatrics in the dating phase and then fade away after marriage. Whereas, gals seem to enjoy the guys' theatrics during the dating phase, but end up doing most of the work after marriage.

That, my guy friends, is sacrifical love.

And so, why should we disrupt the order of nature? Leave things the way as it is!

Kidding yah!

(guys, at this moment, I am being held by me Wife with a dough rolling pin pointed at my head. For the things I am about to write, pls forgive me for committing treason against the band of brothers)


A fairy tale of magic, was what we never planned.
Two hearts in search for true love, brought as one from different lands.
I thought I must be dreaming, the day that I found you.
And now my life's worth living, and grey skies are turned to blue

Chorus:
Oh Serena, I knew from the start,
That the love we have will stand all tests and never tear us apart
Oh yes Serena, my promise is true.
I will hold you tight till the cold night is through,
Girl, I love you.

The majesty of nature, on this terrestial ball,
But there a flower blooming stands the chiefest of them all.
This flower's like no other, her colours pure and bright.
This flower's you my precious as you freely share your light.


Forever Serena
Music and lyrics by Paul Lim
March 2002

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1) No preservatives

2) Soup base powder is ACTUAL prawn stock!

3) Noodle quality is superior to many competing brands

4) One of the more unique and interesting flavours in the market (not your usual Chicken or Tom Yam or Curry flavours)


This product is currently available at most provision shops islandwide and can be found at Sheng Siong and Prime Supermarkets.

And so, your next question is: How do you know so much about this product?

Honestly?

I am the Brand Manager for this noodle =)

But seriously, give it a try. You will not be able to give an opinion until you first try it.

I welcome all comments and feedback on this product.

Enjoy your HarMee today!