Frigid panda

Yeah, it's really quite hilarious but true! I could not help but burst out laughing while reading this article in the newspapers.

So someone's not getting any action these days eh?

But the real question is: will this method work?

I mean, let's be really honest about it --- the act of copulation is a 2-way thing. Unless of course, the act is paid for, as in a business transaction. So while it might work for the male panda, how about the female panda? Don't the zoo keepers know that the female species are a hard species to get through to? They should have videos for the male on how to cuddle the female panda and how to give back rubs. Not panda porn!

And back to our frigid panda --- who were the sickos who filmed the porn pandas in action?

My suggestion ----- forget the porn. Go straight for Viagara, Cialis, Tongkat Ali. And don't forget artificial insemination.

Tsk, tsk. Even zoos these days are facing declining birth rates.

Actually, come to think of it, if this method works for the pandas, would the government use this similar method to encourage human baby making? I mean, it would have to be proven with pandas but why should we stop at pandas? I should really write in to the Singapore Feedback Unit to offer this solution to our declining birth rates.

I somehow sense The Wife's hand reaching over to pinch, twist and pull my right ear....